#jellyfish and her moots 🔥

[justa-sadjellyfish]

what if u… casted ur moots in tto…. plz…. :3

I’ll do this one before the Black Friday one cus this is shorter also I can’t find a Tom for Black Friday so if anybody wants it speak now or forever hold your piss. I’m also not gona be able to do everyone for this one bc there’s such a small set of characters (I’m too lazy to do all Joey Richter ones separately)

Jack Bauer/Father - @royall-ass Partly because if I casted you as anything else you would castrate me but partly because ur enfp and I do genuinely think that it fits you.

Slippery When Wet/ Mother- @biscuits-spooky-diner idk if u rlly consider us moots but I’ve interacted with u a few times through posts and idk I js give me sww vibes

Titty Mitty/Grandpa- @teaveeobsession oh my god this would be hysterical and I don’t think I have any reasoning other than that. Craphole/ Son- @charlotte-prentiss you would be such a funny craphole like idk u give me the seven year old kid who eats literally everything in sight kind of vibe. Mouthface/ Daughter- @goobiegoo3000 idk I get a very mouth face vibe from you. You could also prob be Cleetus Jones tho (is that how I spell it)

McDoon (he makes the ladies McSwoon)- @luminescentchimera again idk if u consider us moots (im trying to include people I haven’t before sooo) but I think McDoon could fit u

Cleetus (or Cletus someone help) Jones (he’s killed three people)- @thesillychro bc u both have the same silly energy

All other Joey Richter characters played by @savannahwiththegreenest-eyes. No reasoning, no explanation, I rest my case.

I’ll do Black Friday soon too when I can figure out who to cast as Tom lmao

[justa-sadjellyfish]

Cast your mutuals in Black Friday? to complete the triology lol

OKAY FINALLY

Tom- @savannahwiththegreenest-eyes bc u also give me sad dad (and also main character) energy

Becky- @goobiegoo3000 idk if it’s bc ur pfp is Kim Whalen, or bc u just give me Becky energy but that’s how I feel

Lex- @charlotte-prentiss I could def see u as Hannah too, but honestly I see Lex more.

Hannah- @thesillychro again I’m pretty sure it’s just the energy u give off for this one. Sad lonely child energy 💗

Frank- @royall-ass I’m also js gona say here I’ll make u Macnamara again as well so you’ll get two roles I suppose. Frank because capitalism

Ethan/Kris Kringle- @teaveeobsession 100% I don’t think I could ever see anyone else in this role

Wiggly- @noneuclideanwhimsy since I’m continuing the pattern of casting you as otherworldly beings

Linda- okay as much as I’d love to cast myself, I’m gona go with @biscuits-spooky-diner. Again I’m not really sure why and but you would be excellent at bringing about the birth of a god

President/that one freaky shopper- @curtmega can stay (HES MY MUTUAL GUYS TRUST!!!!!)

Yes ik I didn’t cast Wilbur bc that one’s reserved for me 💗/j

[justa-sadjellyfish]

Your casting for catcf was so good! how about any of the hatchetfield trilogy with moots!

I’m gona do tgwdlm bc I said so and I feel like it. Casting my moots is rlly fun chat I like it a lot

Paul- This is actually a rlly hard one bc ik for a fact all of my moots love musicals, but maybe @thesillychro. Again it might just be the Jon Matteson pfp or js the vibe (UR NOT BORING DW)

Emma- As much as I would love to put myself for this one, I feel like @savannahwiththegreenest-eyes for some reason. Again these are mainly based off the vibes I get from people

Ted/homeless man- @teaveeobsession I FEEL LIKE THIS WOULD JUST BE THE FUNNIEST THING EVER TO ME LMFAO Like idk if it’s fitting it would js be hilarious

Charlotte- yet another one I would love to put myself for, but honestly @charlotte-prentiss would fit it very well. Also it’s in your name so..

Bill- @goobiegoo3000 you could play a very good sad dad imo. The kick your head scene would be a national treasure with u

Macnamara- @royall-ass bc Jeff Blim. Also it would fit u In certain aspects for sure.

Sam- Chat is it bad to put myself for this one… ik everybody hates this guy so i don’t think anyone would want him but me (I really wanna sing tied up my heart and show me your hands)

Hidgens/Peter - @noneuclideanwhimsy oh my god this would be literally the funniest thing ever please trust me on this one guys

Zoey/ Greenpeace girl- this is another one I feel like @goobiegoo3000 could do for some reason. anyways this one was kinda hard fam 😭

[justa-sadjellyfish]

I love that casting my moots has been like the main thing I’ve been doing right now

[justa-sadjellyfish]

HAHAHAH YES ITS LITERALLY ME

Made something 😈😈😈

[justa-sadjellyfish]

Cast moots as catcf heh… 😈

YES THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR THIS. Okay okay this one also has a lot of characters so I prob won’t be including the parents it depends

Willy Wonka- @noneuclideanwhimsy do I really need to explain this one????

Charlie- @savannahwiththegreenest-eyes JUST HEAR ME OUT!! I feel like this could def work

Augustus- agahag idrk for this one I don’t rlly have a moot that’s fitting for this one but if I have to choose maybe @charlotte-prentiss?? Probably not though

Veruca- @royall-ass maybe just cus royal is in ur name. It would be pretty funny to see you as Veruca

Violet- @goobiegoo3000 because I said so. That would definitely eat so hard. Either that or @charlotte-prentiss

Mike- Ah yes my comfort character. Definitely @teaveeobsession it’s literally in the name

Yeah I think I’m js gona do Willy and the five gtws for this one I’m too lazy to do the parents

[justa-sadjellyfish]

CAST YOUR MOOTS IN LEGALLY BLONDE!!!!

ur not the only person who has asked for this lmao so here u go. Not casting any of the creepy weirdo characters bc nobody deserves that.

Elle- @biscuits-spooky-diner I remember u saying that musical Elle specifically is so u in a reboot so I went with it 💗

Emmett- @thesillychro idk I feel like this would be silly (js like u) and I think this is is sorta the energy u give me

Vivienne- @charlotte-prentiss ur such a smartass but ur also an iconic human being so I feel like this is fitting. Also Vivienne is my favorite ssooooo

Brooke- @royall-ass I don’t think I have very good reasoning behind this other then you just give me this vibe. Enid- @goobiegoo3000 bc ur such a professional woman lover

Paulette- @savannahwiththegreenest-eyes I could really see this working idk about the majority of people, but I could

That’s all I got rn lmao

[justa-sadjellyfish]

CAN YOU CAST UR MOOTS AS THE LORDS IN BLACK 😨😨

YES I VERY MUCH CAN!!!!!!! IM INCLUDING OUR QUEEN IN WHITE THO

Webby- @noneuclideanwhimsy for obvious reasons, you literally went on a whole rant 🤍

Wiggly- I would love to say myself (I’m a wiggly devotee for life 💪) but since I’m casting moots @savannahwiththegreenest-eyes would be really silly as wiggly 💚

Pokey- @royall-ass should I explain this one really????? 💙 Blinky- @charlotte-prentiss for some unknown reason inside my head. I mean, you enjoy observing drama don’t you??? 💜 Nibbly- @goobiegoo3000 I mean… u are a Nibbly devotee as well as super silly and sometimes scary 💗

Tinky- @thesillychro again with the silliness and the youngest child energy (I have no idea if ur the youngest child or not lmfao) bc i hc him as the youngest and idk u give me that energy. 💛

[mylove-thresher]

Porco Rosso and Ponyo are it fr. So sad they didn’t get as much merch as Spirited Away and stuff, from what I’ve seen 😔. Spirited Away is also rlly good, especially since I’ve been watching it a lot lately, but why did the fucking no face mf get so much love. He was literally not that good of a character until like the last 20 minutes or so 😭. Anyway, do tell me if u watch a new Ghibli movie. The Ghibli brainrot must expand.

omg yes the fact that the egg just happened bc they liked each other was so funny 😭 Bro just liked Jotaro that much that he popped out an egg baby like ok bro r u a Komodo dragon 😭😭😭😭😭 he definitely ripped something tho. That egg is the size of a fucking large squishmallow. I’d find it even funnier if it was Jotaro who popped out the egg tho. Like yes king doing the work for ur twink husband ❤️

damn xxxholic sounds so much more different than I thought. I honestly just knew the name and that it exists 😔. And you know what. Im stealing ur library. Minions, tonight, we’re not stealing the moon. We’re stealing ur library‼️ Also I didn’t understand how to read manga before I was like 11 when my friend passed me over her Danganronpa manga (or maybe it was Assassination Classroom, idr which one she got first) in school I felt so stupid 😭

bro got a fanfic writer in his contacts that’s crazy work 😭 but hey if it was so good it made u emotional maybe he should post his work online :3! I’d personally read it even if I don’t like reading a lot. I always read my moots fanficz lolz and even if idk him I totes would

yeah it was funny like the first few times but then it’s like. We get it. He’s one of the oldest and he’s the leader. If they were to be a family, I’d honestly just see them all as siblings and not “oh this one is the mom, this one’s the dad, this one is-“ like dude. Most of them are literally in the same age range. They’re not even that old. To me Bucciarati would suck as a parental figure 😭. And yeah he’s definitely not the softest w all that intimidation and stuff lolz xd

(IT WASNT 💀)

boyloser x boyloser but he’s pretty 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤸🤸🤸💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯💯💯💯

oh also I know that artist I’ve seen some good stuff from them but holy shit. This hits so hard. Like. Goddamn. I. I don’t feel bad for them don’t feel bad for them I don’t feel bad for them I don’t feel bad for them I don’t feel bad for them I don’t feel bad firidisha I FEEL BAD FIR THEMSHSHSHHSHHHHHGGGGGGAAAAFGGGGGSHHEIEOOOIPIPIPPIPIPI STOPPPPP 😭

(had to take a one minute break after that. I’m def catching u.)

oh and I also think that!!! Narancia and Mista def match each others silliness, but fugo is def introverted. He may be majestic but he a boyloser fr. I think narancia rlly brought them together in a “hey can my other friend hang out w us too” which I think fugo would be absolutely scared about but he’d eventually also become friends w mista. I just think they’re all a bunch of sillies <3

I’ve heard of princess jellyfish and it looks super cute but. Never read. 😞. But honestly the timer thing is a good and bad idea at the same time bc. Yapping 💔. But it’s good bc u learn to limit urself and express ur thoughts shortly! This sounds like something my French teacher would do (/neg) but the timer thing does sound genius! :3

You should totally ramble to me about ships you like :3 However many you like I’m just curious uwu

(I didn’t answer this as soon as I got it bc I was thinking about what to say lolz 😭)

tbh I like most ships as long as it’s not problematic or I find them weird/that they don’t have much chemistry. I also don’t mind poly or platonic ships (duh). I’d be sitting here all day yapping ab the ships I like/am okay w bc frankly it doesn’t have to strictly be character A X character B, I think it could also be character A X character C, etc. as long as it’s not any wrong. I won’t be going apeshit(/neg) over ships that I don’t like as much or have like a 2 year age gap. I mean, I think it starts to get weird when there’s 4 years of difference. I think people do too much when they hate on less popular ships smh if it’s nothing weird then let ppl have fun w their little kitty witties smh 😞

Huge yapping starts here vvv

Some ships I like tho r a lot of Ghibli movie couples in general bc they’re just super cute and I love the writing Ghibli does for its characters (I want what they have.). I also like Yukito/Yue X Touya and Syaoran X Sakura from CCS but that doesn’t mean I don’t also like Tomoko X Sakura (pretty sure Tomoko implied to like her anyway). I also like some other side ships from CCS but I barely remember their names bc it’s been so long since I’ve watched it and Netflix took it down 💔. CCS ships r cute in general I think, I’ve never seen any problematic ship (except that one girl X her fucking teacher. Pookie. You’re like 13. Don’t date ur teacher. And she was so pretty too bro why did they make her a questionable character 😭). And now. Getting to jjba my beloved. Since I unfortunately focus so so so much on p5 those are the only ships I’ll yap ab 😢. Huge honorable mention to Jonathan X Erina (jonaeri) tho they’re super cute together even if a lot of ppl said they barely have screen time and stuff :3. Anyway. Part 5. I honestly don’t care much about ships in la squadra as long as they had some form of interaction y’know (I don’t pay too much attention to La squadra anyway 💔). Usually ppl get really divided when it comes to Bucci gang ships tho. Honestly I’d rather see them all as a friend group that see each other as siblings to avoid all that shipping, but I admit I really like some pairings, like fugonara, bruabba, giotrish, futrish, naratrish, etc. I really don’t mind it that much (I don’t rlly ship mista w anyone bc I just don’t think there’s anybody matching his freak 😭). I mainly ship fugonara as you can see just bc to me it makes a lot of sense even if I also see them under platonic light. If there’s fugo, there’s narancia, and if there’s narancia, there’s fugo. I just find that rlly cute :3. I also like their backstories and how they tie together and the narancia death scene ripped my heart out in the anime so (IM CRYING AGAIN JUST FROM THINKING AB IT STOP 💔). Again that doesn’t mean I dislike the other ships, I just don’t pay much attention to them or think they had as much chemistry or time together. I love seeing my fave characters tho, so it’s not like I won’t like the content if there’s like gionara or something. Honestly I like seeing ppl have fun w their cutie patooties as long as it’s not too controversial, once again. It’s rlly a shame that ppl can jump at each others throat bc they disagree on a mere ship. It’s literally not gonna alter your life. Also, bc I say a ship some bucci gang characters doesn’t mean I don’t also ship them platonically. (I’ll type it like it’s ao3 tags lolz. Pretty sure & instead of / is for platonic, right?) I rlly like Narancia&Mista&Fugo (torture dance trio is literally the best friendship ever to me bc wdym you did a coordinated dance w ur homies to torture someone that’s so cool). There are also a few others, but they don’t come to mind rn (and there’s a f,y in my room annoying me.) You know what I think I gave jjba way too much attention. I also like Mimi X Sheshe (my fav lesbians fr 😍) from mermaid melody pichi pichi pitch. They tried censoring them by making them “sisters”, but they were blatantly and very obviously lesbians. Like vro. They are touching each other so homoerotically and have complimenting colours. And I think that’s most of it…

I don’t wanna make this any longer than it is so um. Yeah. This was a ramble. I didn’t realize it was so long lolz. But yeah it’s basically that :3

[justa-sadjellyfish]

u should ummm…. cast ur moots in npmd…………

okay this one has a wider set of MCs than the last one I did so this may be a bit hard but it’s alright 👍 I’m def not gona be able to do everyone in this tho

Peter- okay this one was rlly hard but I think I could see @savannahwiththegreenest-eyes. I don’t really talk with you much but of all of my moots you probably give me Peter vibes the most.

Steph- @royall-ass I’ve heard you mention that you’re a lot like her before and I definitely agree. Very fitting imo.

Grace- @goobiegoo3000 this would be so hilarious to see and also you have a Grace bracelet that we made together so I think that’s why I thought of it. I just also think u would be a very funny Grace.

Richie- @thesillychro I don’t talk with you much and we mainly interact through posts, but ur pfp is Richie plus you js kinda give Richie from the few I’ve talked with you lmao

Ruth- @charlotte-prentiss you would be such a silly Ruth I feel like this would work rlly well. Ur both sweet little weirdos and I love u both so

Max- @teaveeobsession this might be bc I’m sort of running out of people, but i genuinely think this would have potential to work (even though you probably have no clue whatsoever what npmd or starkid is lmao)

any of the lords in black tbh- @noneuclideanwhimsy this is a really interesting pattern bc both the times I’ve casted you now has been associated with hell (not rlly as much for this one) in some sort of way lmao idk you just give me a very supernatural vibe.

[justa-sadjellyfish]

cast ur mootz in Hadestown!! >_<

Okay this is a rlly hard one lmao and there’s a good amount of characters I won’t be able to do but here ya go

Orpheus- @goobiegoo3000 because you would look back. Also you just give me that sort of sad boy vibes in a way.

Eurydice- @charlotte-prentiss I just KNOW you would eat this up. What I would give to see you sing Flowers bro

Hermes- @teaveeobsession I’ve only talked to you a bit, but I feel like you could lure people into the underworld.

Persephone- @royall-ass idk I feel like this would eat. You’re also always throwing attitude at me so

Hades- @noneuclideanwhimsy honestly I don’t really have a good explanation for this one it’s just something I feel would work yk. You would make a great ruler of the underworld.

Obviously there were some characters I could do (the fates cough cough) but luckily there aren’t TOO many super big roles in this

[justa-sadjellyfish]

HOW DID UR AUDITION GO

AGHHH IT WENT PRETTY GOOD!! CALLBACKS COME OUT TONIGHT!!!

[justa-sadjellyfish]

Okay so @noneuclideanwhimsy introduced me to a podcast called “Wonka Watch” recently and I’m loving it SO MUCH the hosts r just hilarious but I rlly needed to show this screenshot of one of the chapter names for when they were reviewing the 71 film bc I laughed out loud

Idk why this is so funny to me

[justa-sadjellyfish]

Cast ur moots? :D NPMD?

alr did this one 😔 here’s the link if u wanna see tho :3

[justa-sadjellyfish]

Me and @goobiegoo3000 are LITERALLY the Jerries and nothing can convince us otherwise (we’ve almost been sentenced to house arrest 7 times)